museum gift shop: its that vase you saw
me:
museum gift shop: but really small
me: holy shit
2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it
Uh oh! Baby Boy is on Tumblr! I’m John Mulaney and this is my first post. I am silly but also a guys’ guy. This is my best photo.
I cant believe this is actually john mulaney and not a parody blog created for the sole purpose of making this shitpost
I Hear That’s Good
AM I HAVING A STROKE?
The synchronized “jOHN MulANey” absolutely destroyed me
MUHLANEE
Jeff.
I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon.
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
#if my friends and family don’t flash mob dance down the aisle at my wedding #we’re going to have a problem
So pretty.
1dhq:
very bold of you to assume harry has ever said anything about anything
Herhúsið, Iceland. Artist in residence in Siglufjörður. photo by Björn Valdimarsson